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| User: | neithersparky (4149952) 
What Do You Do With A BA In English?
or, No, I DON'T Work Here
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| Name: | Sparky |
| Website: | The Outerworld |
| Location: | Sacramento, California, United States |
| Birthdate: | 1974-11-25 |
| E-mail: | | sparky | @ | theneitherworld.com |
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| neithersparky | @ | livejournal.com (Jabber) |
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![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) neithersparky
User Number: 4149952
Date Created:2004-08-11
Number of Posts: 2,460
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| neithersparky (Sparky or sometimes just HeyYouThereChick to her online friends) attended the University of Southern California hoping to become a writer for animated television. She failed miserably and instead now suffers a shameful, tortured existence in The Real World constantly planning ways to Make Them All Pay. She lives with her brother and several animals including but not limited to rats, snakes, tarantulas, newts, fish, and Kiwi the Paranoid Greencheek Conure. |
| Strengths: Spending money; writing stories that cannot be sold; making her own archery equipment |
| Weaknesses: Green beans; schnoodles; flaming red-hot magma |
| Special Skills: The ability to catch bird poo before it hits the ground; the ability to recognize almost any "Weird Al" song within the first five notes; the ability to detect and flee from Burning Stupidity within a one-mile radius |
| Weapons: Stealthtickle +5; Parrot of Doom; Summon Daemon of Sarcasm |
| Favorite Skeletor Quote:: "I'll ram this staff up so far up your ass you'll smell turnips and you won't know why!" |
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| Interests: | 28: a bugs life, asian horror, ball pythons, beetlejuice, bettas, blues brothers, casper, comic-con, darkwing duck, dr demento, fosters home, furcadia, he-man, help im a fish, hyenas, inspector gadget, magic roundabout, mystery men, mystery science theatre 3000, open season, parrots, popeye, roleplaying, sam and max, sca, she-ra, tarantulas, thumbelina |
| Schools: | None listed |
| Friends: | | 18: | antgirl1, cgaussie, delete_lover, emurphy42, fomalhaut48, hopperuk, jadewolf420, kitty_gizmo, lacieldellery, ladyniko, maddogairpirate, matt_plotecher, mrbuu, overlord_mordax, perosha, ridureyu, steffox, subzeroace |  | 22: | agrabah, anti_heelys, art_theft, asexuality, bettas, bjcartoon, c_suck_snark, cs_comlink, csbs, csuck_offtopic, doyouhaveballs, fdcmuck, fosters_home, herpgirls, letsbloothis, parrot_lovers, projectinfinity, retailweirdness, sfbayareabirds, tarantulalovers, wheres_george, whipstaff_waltz |  | 1: | is_sagittarius |
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| Mutual Friends: | 17: antgirl1, cgaussie, delete_lover, emurphy42, fomalhaut48, hopperuk, jadewolf420, kitty_gizmo, lacieldellery, ladyniko, maddogairpirate, matt_plotecher, mrbuu, overlord_mordax, ridureyu, steffox, subzeroace |
| Also Friend of: | 6: alhandra, blue_jackal_, braja, iceclimbers87, rukift, vespertanmer |
| Member of: | 41: agrabah, art_theft, asexuality, asian_horror, bbwforever, beauty_beast, bettas, bird_stories, bjcartoon, c_suck_snark, cf_pets, childfree, cs_comlink, csbs, csuck_offtopic, customers_suck, dear_customer, diabetes, doyouhaveballs, fanficrants, fdcmuck, fosters_home, herpgirls, letsbloothis, mock_the_stupid, nice_customers, obscurefhorror, paidmembers, parrot_lovers, projectinfinity, rat_health, rattielovers, ratties, retailweirdness, ringu, sfbayareabirds, stupidpetowners, tarantulalovers, thering, wheres_george, whipstaff_waltz |
| Account type: | Paid Account |
